Return of the Daily Smile

[pibbur who]

pibbux

 

[Ripper]

Not sure I'd want a begrudging entity making me a sandwich as root.

 

[Ripper]

 

[Alrik Fassbauer]

pibbur who has never used the word "magnetohydrodynamics" but who has used the word "asymptotic".

THIS is the kind of twist that's told in the comic with these lots of equations !

Not sure I'd want a begrudging entity making me a sandwich as root.

Perhaps putting some tasty root on your sandwich ?

Okay, that was an ugly word-game ...

 

[Ripper]

It's all good. We've got to the point of Unix command line humour. That's hardcore geekdom.

 

[pibbur who]

Now this is my type of CAPTCHA!

pibbur who'd like to inform the watch that it's not about the equation

 

[pibbur who]

Another one:

pibbu who claims to (once) have written 100 lines of code and it worked right from the start. An unexplained phenomenon, indeed!

 

[Ripper]

Silly and NSFW one liners.

https://twitter.com/BBCTwo/status/1035521651117576193

 

[pibbur who]

pibbur who for similar reasons usually does not use hands-free on the street

PS. It was easier before. Then you knew if you met someone talking to nobody that (s)he was probably psychotic and best avoided. Now you actually have to (impolitely) listen to be sure. DS.

 

[Eye]

PS. It was easier before. Then you knew if you met someone talking to nobody that (s)he was probably psychotic and best avoided. Now you actually have to (impolitely) listen to be sure. DS.

Don’t. They’re all mentally disturbed, thinking there is nobody in this world but them. Their loudness just gives you an idea of how serious their condition is.

 

[Winterfart]

Silly and NSFW one liners.

I can't read "one-liners" without thinking of Mitch Hedberg:

 

[Ripper]

Yes, terrible shame the drugs finally caught up with him.

 

[lostforever]

Not sure if this is right place but i found it very impressive

 

[Kordanor]

Yep, nice cell-shading look

 

[pibbur who]

beep beep

pibbur who knows Wikipedia has more that 50 articles related to ACME

 

[pibbur who]

pibbur who to some degree won't be fooled again

 

[Alrik Fassbauer]

Another one:

I like that ! :lol:

 

[pibbur who]

pibbur who will rank Memento as one of the best movies he will see

 

[Ripper]

https://twitter.com/Attenboroughs_D/status/1038169533444444162?s=19

 

[pibbur who]

If you don't understand some of them (the Van Gogh reference should be obvious), just look up the artists on Wikipedia.

pibbur who also likes art jokes.