The Faerie Queene
Whimsical fairy idol.
My my my, aren't we upset? I can imagine being ignored must be oh so frustrating for an attention whore like yourself, but you will just have to endure I'm afraid.
Now you should be grateful for me even taking my time replying to your stupid post.
Obviously it will make no difference to a low life commoner such as you, but when you come from a family like mine it is not possible to be an attention whore. Only an attention courtesan.
Now back to the fields you go, little one.