IS SOMEONE YOU KNOW AN RPGWATCH MEMBER?
Your friend or family member may regularly post on RPGWatch if:
- He can't understand why more people didn't show up for his Semi-Formal Attire, Dancing With the Stars viewing parties.
- His idea of foreplay is to state the condoms are about to expire while rattling the box accusingly.
- Has a miniature solar system on his beside table and plays with it before bed.
- Owns a cardigan.
- Tells people the origin of his surname at parties.
- Is often mistaken for being Canadian.
- Wrote what he termed a "strongly worded letter" to Pepsi asking them to stop using high-fructose corn syrup.
- Takes dates to the historic home of Melvile Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system.
- Hates to let a Saturday morning go to waste.
- Invented the colour beige.
- Subscribes to Sensible Shoes Weekly.
- Uses phrases like darn tootin'.
- Enjoys pointing out that tomatoes are fruit.
- Has been known to sport a fanny pack.
- Doesn't appreciate racial jokes or ethnic humor.
- Can tell you all the attributes Tom Bergeron possesses as a TV host, and why he's better than that foul-mouthed Bob Saget to host America's Funniest Home Videos.
- Misses the days when he helped mom organize coupons.
- Monitors lists of baby name popularity. He won't give a future child a name at the top, but one that will let them blend in nonetheless and not be ridiculed, somewhere about #9.
- Likes as much fun as the next guy but thinks this list is "getting out of hand".
- Doesn't understand what's supposed to be funny about Ned Flanders.