Because I played the first game at least three times? *Quasi-Arrogant sense of Entitlement card*. No, that won't work. Probably have opposite effect actually. Ok right..hmm…
Because I am a member of ye olde brigade? *Plays old school credentials card*. No good? Ok…what else is in my hand here…hmm right..yes…
Because I have a never ending love affair with this wonderfully great genre and will appreciate it much more than the common man? *plays learn-ed RPG Aesthete card*. No? Too many aesthetes in the world you say? Hmm…*scratches head…am running out of cards!*
Because it is torturous to read all of the threads on RPGWatch and not be able to join in the discussion! *plays burning eyes, please help me, holier-than-thou, pathetic card*. Bad play you say? I must be honest and not pull on emotional strings?
Because I am impoverished and will soon conduct a mini viking raid on the nearest Electronics Boutique store for all of their copies of Witcher 2, resulting in much violence and bloodshed. *Plays psychopathic, misanthropic-I want to play Witcher 2 or else you will all die card*. Shit. No good? Gaaah!
It seems I have one left. Why you ask?
*Plays his naked Triss card*
Because I am a member of ye olde brigade? *Plays old school credentials card*. No good? Ok…what else is in my hand here…hmm right..yes…
Because I have a never ending love affair with this wonderfully great genre and will appreciate it much more than the common man? *plays learn-ed RPG Aesthete card*. No? Too many aesthetes in the world you say? Hmm…*scratches head…am running out of cards!*
Because it is torturous to read all of the threads on RPGWatch and not be able to join in the discussion! *plays burning eyes, please help me, holier-than-thou, pathetic card*. Bad play you say? I must be honest and not pull on emotional strings?
Because I am impoverished and will soon conduct a mini viking raid on the nearest Electronics Boutique store for all of their copies of Witcher 2, resulting in much violence and bloodshed. *Plays psychopathic, misanthropic-I want to play Witcher 2 or else you will all die card*. Shit. No good? Gaaah!
It seems I have one left. Why you ask?
*Plays his naked Triss card*