There is a TV show about how to get from "Sydney to Tokyo by any means". Obviously the main thing here is Sydney and it's surroundings and "I'll do anyhing to get away from there". No surprise, given their peculiar obsession with cricket, and (according to another tv show) the existence of 72 dangerous species down there, human inhabitants for some reason excluded. You also need to get most of what they say in writing, due to their … interesting implementation of spoken english.
(same applies of course to a lot of norwegian english wannabe speakers).
Pibbur who of course also wonders why anyone would go to Tokyo. And why he himself will be going to San Antonio in january.
Btw: any watchers living in SA?