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April 8th, 2013, 21:12
Good one Cp.
I am sure one of their execs has thought of it already.
Ok a few of lifes little truths for some of us here:
A 'late night' now ends at 11 pm.
About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".
All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
All your favorite music is in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart.
An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
Getting a little action means you don't need to take a laxative.
Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it,
will have the final say.
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