Return of the Daily Smile

[dteowner]

Drinking might not solve everything but it's worth a shot.

 

[Arhu]

Ha. You should change your title to "Pungazer", dte. Or perhaps, more subtly, Solegazer.

 

[dteowner]

Ha. You should change your title to "Pungazer", dte. Or perhaps, more subtly, Solegazer.

Nah, I can't take credit for it. There's a little mom-n-pop store on my way home from work that puts them on their sign every week or so. I just serve up the ones I like.

 

[Couchpotato]

In honor of the new Star Wars movie here is the SNL parody.

Link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-Zo0c9bJhA

And lets not forget the 2006 parody.

Link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku17InceClM

 

[Ripper]

 

[dteowner]

I've tried to reference this a few times, but never could remember the source nor the correct wording from when I first saw it as a kid. Did more than a few Google dives and never did find it. So imagine my tremendous pleasure when I was reading a Terry Pratchett book (Science of DiscWorld pt1) and there it was for all the world to see, with attribution even.
http://en.academic.ru/dic.nsf/en_ichthyology/8202/Harvard

Harvard law of animal behavior
when stimulations are repeatedly applied under precisely controlled conditions the animal reacts as it damn well pleases

 

[Aubrielle]

 

[Alrik Fassbauer]

Reminds me of a couple sending a letter to a school to get their daughter out of math lessons because wrinkles would show up on the forehead of the daughter when she was doing her math homework - which, they argued, could hurt her career as a model.
This thing was in the local newspaper here, but had happened elsewhere. It's so long ago I don't even remember any details anymore.

 

[Aubrielle]

Reminds me of a couple sending a letter to a school to get their daughter out of math lessons because wrinkles would show up on the forehead of the daughter when she was doing her math homework - which, they argued, could hurt her career as a model.
This thing was in the local newspaper here, but had happened elsewhere. It's so long ago I don't even remember any details anymore.

....you mean this actually happened?? O.O Though I can't say I'm surprised...

 

[Aubrielle]

 

[Hexprone]

An oldie but a goodie, into which is embedded a very oldie and a bestie.

 

[Alrik Fassbauer]

Rather sad, in my opinion.

 

[Ripper]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/matthewchampion/i-dont-know-much-about-art-but-i-know-what-i-like#.euPjDNm9Y

 

[lackblogger]

The last one is an absolute hoot

 

[Aubrielle]

 

[Ripper]

Is that HHR's house?

 

[Aubrielle]

Is that HHR's house?

If it were, wouldn't it have some kind of long-winded overbearingly self-righteous explanation underneath the sign? *wonders*

 

[Aubrielle]

 

[Aubrielle]

(Sorry…last one…I was going back through my Tumblr archives…)

 

[Couchpotato]

Found this one today also.

Now that's a hot dog.:lol: (Seriously guys just don't eat the "wiener dog")