Ovenall
SasqWatch
I'm fairly certain EA has large warehouses full of people, probably communists, who watch you play the game real-time, often mocking your tactics and frustrations. By mining information such as which dragons you prefer, how often you swing your sword, and what direction you're likely to run, EA can then develop a fairly accurate representation of your traits, habits and overall personality. They then sell this information to groups such as ISIS, or worse, your government, who then target you with mind rays in an effort to change your thoughts before you have them.
…or you can just uncheck the "share usage data" box in the options menu.
Yeah, don't forget Ebola, FEMA camps, and Benghazi®. It's all a part of OFA.