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Sentinel of Light
One for the men (I felt like I had to give something back to Bart )
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a man?
A: Because 90% of the men who do their own laundry are looking for a women to do it for them. The other 10% are expecting a visit from their mother this week.
Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars a pleasant place for a women to spend time with a man?
A: It's the latest in gps directional finders. He can finally ask for directions in private and she doesn't have to yell at him for three hours to stop and get a map.
Q: Why are mens hangovers fun for women?
A: It is the only time we ever have using the vacumm cleaner .
Q: Why do men have larger hands than women?
A: So they can hold on to the remote, the beer, and a bag of chips and still use the recline option on their chair.
Q: How do you know when a man's about to say something stupid?
A: When he opens his mouth.
Men are like dogs. You can't always house break them, but they still think they are free if you let them out now and then.
Scientists have discovered a drink that makes men handsom, brave, great lovers, and the life of the party. There's one problem, men are the only ones who can see the results. Women still see the same idiot they always knew.
Men however continue to hope that one day the effects of beer will be permenant, if they can only drink enough.
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a man?
A: Because 90% of the men who do their own laundry are looking for a women to do it for them. The other 10% are expecting a visit from their mother this week.
Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars a pleasant place for a women to spend time with a man?
A: It's the latest in gps directional finders. He can finally ask for directions in private and she doesn't have to yell at him for three hours to stop and get a map.
Q: Why are mens hangovers fun for women?
A: It is the only time we ever have using the vacumm cleaner .
Q: Why do men have larger hands than women?
A: So they can hold on to the remote, the beer, and a bag of chips and still use the recline option on their chair.
Q: How do you know when a man's about to say something stupid?
A: When he opens his mouth.
Men are like dogs. You can't always house break them, but they still think they are free if you let them out now and then.
Scientists have discovered a drink that makes men handsom, brave, great lovers, and the life of the party. There's one problem, men are the only ones who can see the results. Women still see the same idiot they always knew.
Men however continue to hope that one day the effects of beer will be permenant, if they can only drink enough.